The good ol memories of English 101

Ah my time in English 101.  Welllllllll it was awesome. Super spectacular.  I hate english with a passion.  I kind of know how to spell and I can get my point across on paper if I need to write it, but all this work just kind of stunk.  I am incredibly biased because off of my sheer hatred of english so I really would not take any of this to heart.  I actually did grow to like English a ton this semester.  No, I am just kidding, I still hate it.  English is a little better than reading though.  I hate reading.  Do you know what is better than English and Reading combined times a billion?  Fishing. Fishing is awesome.  So in my last tournament I had the worst start ever.  I picked up one pole and the lure was all knotted up in the line, so im like shapoobie. So I spend a good five minutes trying to get it undone but the line was taught and the lures hooks kept stabbing me so I gave up and just cut the line.  This is after there is blood all over my hands and pole for being stabbed repeatedly.  So I pick up my next pole.  It has my brand new spinner bait that I just bought from Cabela's.  I go to cast it and the line gets snagged and the line snaps and I lose my brand new fancy butt lure.  So I am livid now.  So I finally get everything tied back on and start fishing and what do i catch throughout the day?  Two bass.  O and the bass are like a foot long... so they do not count.  So I went through all that poop and only caught two nonkeeper fish. I woke up at four in the morning fished til 2 and all i got to show is wounds on my hand and two small sons of nutcrackers.  But you know what?  That day was still five hundred trillion times better than my English 101 experience.  But I do appreciate all the hard work and effort Meg puts into this class.  Although the class sucked and I hated it, I know to respect those who deserve to be respected so good work Meg and thank you. This is not sarcastic for the record, seriously.  And to all my blog readers, this is the last post you will ever read :'( so I made it way too long... youre welcome.

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