The good ol memories of English 101

Ah my time in English 101.  Welllllllll it was awesome. Super spectacular.  I hate english with a passion.  I kind of know how to spell and I can get my point across on paper if I need to write it, but all this work just kind of stunk.  I am incredibly biased because off of my sheer hatred of english so I really would not take any of this to heart.  I actually did grow to like English a ton this semester.  No, I am just kidding, I still hate it.  English is a little better than reading though.  I hate reading.  Do you know what is better than English and Reading combined times a billion?  Fishing. Fishing is awesome.  So in my last tournament I had the worst start ever.  I picked up one pole and the lure was all knotted up in the line, so im like shapoobie. So I spend a good five minutes trying to get it undone but the line was taught and the lures hooks kept stabbing me so I gave up and just cut the line.  This is after there is blood all over my hands and pole for being stabbed repeatedly.  So I pick up my next pole.  It has my brand new spinner bait that I just bought from Cabela's.  I go to cast it and the line gets snagged and the line snaps and I lose my brand new fancy butt lure.  So I am livid now.  So I finally get everything tied back on and start fishing and what do i catch throughout the day?  Two bass.  O and the bass are like a foot long... so they do not count.  So I went through all that poop and only caught two nonkeeper fish. I woke up at four in the morning fished til 2 and all i got to show is wounds on my hand and two small sons of nutcrackers.  But you know what?  That day was still five hundred trillion times better than my English 101 experience.  But I do appreciate all the hard work and effort Meg puts into this class.  Although the class sucked and I hated it, I know to respect those who deserve to be respected so good work Meg and thank you. This is not sarcastic for the record, seriously.  And to all my blog readers, this is the last post you will ever read :'( so I made it way too long... youre welcome.

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Project 4 Audiences!

For project 4 i am going to write to my mom and my girlfriend.  Lately I have been trying to convince my mom to get a bass fishing boat.  I have a fishing tournament this weekend and I am very excited.  I would be happier if I had my own fishing boat so I could be a boat captain rather than a co angler but oh well.  I am writing to my mom and my girlfriend because it will be easy to write in different styles.  Like to my mom I would write about how fishing is much fun and I could catch fish that she can beer batter and fry and serve for a wonderful dinner and also I wouldnt be a bother if I was out fishing.  To my girlfriend I would write that fishing is awesome and would be really romantic at sunset on a nice calm lake.  There are couple of ponds by her house and I cannot wait to fish them because apparently the ponds have never been fished before and its going to be so exciting.  I also plan on writing to my girlfriend because she has been picking for college but she pretty much has decided on Loyola.  I agree with her decision because Loyola is a wonderful medical school and thats what she wants to do.  Also Loyola is on Lake Michigan which I have never fished before.  It would be awesome to go on lake michigan and fish all the time.  I wonder what kinds of fish are in Lake Michigan.  Im sure theres like the basic fish, but I wonder if they have like a huge american eel or something crazy like that.  I wonder if an eel would even be a good fight though, they would have very little resistance since theyre so aerodynamic so I would be interesting.

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More more fishing and the lion king

So I am pretty sure I have another fishing tournament this weekend and I am uber excited. When I went home for Easter I went to Cabela's, possibly the most wonderful place ever built.  I got lots of fudge with my wonderful girlfriend.  We got like 14 dollars worth of fancy fudge, rootbeer flavor, cookies and cream, grasshopper, and caramel peanut.  Grasshopper is mint chocolate chip so dont freak out thats just what they call it in the fudge business apparently.  So anyway I purchases some fancy hooks, and some rubber tube baits.  The tournament is in springfield and we get to stay in a hotel overnight.  I just hope we get enough boat for the whole team to go.  Since I do not contribute a boat, I am not certainly going.  If I dont end up going I am going to be rather upset.  In fact Ill be pissed.  So I hope I am able to go.  So ya if I come in super sun burnt on tuesday you know I was lucky enough to go.  Maybe Ill go get sunscreen at CVS before this weekend.  I got a hat and sunglasses, but I look like a doof with a hat and sunglasses on.  But whatever I just dont wanna get super sun burnt again.  It does give me more blogging material if i get burnt though.  I can not wait for the summer.  Fishing, listening to Tom Petty and the Lion King soundtrack. I just cant wait.  I really like the Lion King.  It is the best movie ever made.  Number two on the list would have to be the lion king 2 simbas pride.  The third best movie is lion king one and a half.  The best joke in that movie is when timone says et tu pumba after pumba says hes goin after simba.  This is hilarious if you know about caeser and his batrayal.

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Actuarial Science

So my major is actuarial science.  I have been told by a professor that this is the hardest undergraduate degree in the university.  I disagree, I think it is English.  I could not stand writing all those silly papers and what not.  Just not for me.  So I want to be an actuary because i like math but i also like the money.  Making a lot of money will be a blessing and i plan on doing a lot of good things with it, like donating a lot to charities, scholarships, and stuff like that.  But do not get me wrong I am most likely going to buy a nice bass fishing boat.    Most people like the red fiberglass boats and thats usually how all the boats look, but i really like the blue ones.  I will also buy some fishing rods and reals, and a bunch of lures.  I will hopefully be doing a lot fishing when im not working.  Speaking of fishing, I may have two more fishing tournaments coming up and I could not be more excited.  One is in Springfield so were getting a hotel and its gonna be awesome.  I dont really know where the other one is, I wanna say Clinton but im not positive.  When I go home for Easter I will most likely go to Cabelas, the best store ever, and stock up on a bunch of lures.  I will also be doing some fishing over the summer.  I am also taking MAT 280 over the summer online so I hope it wont get in the way of my fishing.  MAT 280 is i think Financial Mathematics and covesr one of the professional actuarial exams that are hard as hell apparently.  I look forward to earning my degree in actuarial science and getting a good job to support a family and give to those who were less fortunate.

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