Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Movie Review


We Need to Talk About Kevin
                I truly wish we did not need to.  “We Need to Talk About Kevin” starring Tilda Swinton, John C. Reilly, Ezra miller and Jasper Newell, is set in a typical, developed town in the current time.  This thriller leaves you wondering what is going to happen next after nearly every scene.
                Eva, played by Swinton, is the main focus of this bundle of random scenes.  She wakes up one morning to find a spatter of red paint all over her front porch.  She begins cleaning and before you know it she is smashing tomatoes and throwing them in a joyous fashion.  We follow her throughout out the day having random flashbacks of her husband and of her son’s childhood.  Her little boy Kevin has problems with Eva right after birth.  He is continuously crying whenever she is within hearing distance and only stopping when his father, played by John C. Reilly is near.  This continues into to the toddler years when Kevin is in diapers and refuses to play ball with his mother.  He eventually drives his mom to a breaking point by emptying his bowels at a rather inopportune time.  He further frustrates his mother by using the toilet as soon as his father gets home.  As her day goes on, the scenes become more and more random.  After landing her new job Eva leaves with a smile and randomly gets struck across the face by a random woman.  At another point she is shopping in the grocery store, sees a different woman and immediately takes cover.  Eva later realizes this woman smashed all of her eggs.  As the movie progresses days go by, and flash backs continue to happen until Kevin is a teenager.  Throughout the flashbacks Kevin’s father supports Kevin’s archery skills.  He becomes accurate enough to shoot arrows into whatever or whoever he desires.  After the death of his little sister pet and an “accident” involving drain cleaner that his little sister loses her eye from, it is clear Kevin is not the innocent toddler his father remembers him as, and the little monster his mom has always known is now a big monster.   A rather creepy teenager played by Ezra Miller, overhears his parents talking about him and this drives him over the edge.
                The acting in this movie was rather good.  Swinton played her character incredibly well.  Her slight smiles after being hired or her awkwardness at the work party just fit the character perfect.  As such did Ezra Miller.  The teen delivered his lines in as a troubled teen would, very sarcastically towards his mother, and at times a bit creepy. I believe that although John C. Reilly had limited lines, a little more participation could have made the movie a little more entertaining.  His performance in comedies like Taledaga Nights, and Step Brothers were outstanding and he fit the roles perfectly.  I just do not believe this curly headed, goof ball fit the role of a troubled child’s father.
                The costume design was also very well put together.  Although her outfits and the outfits of others are very typical, that fit the bill perfectly.  The costumes made the characters feel like they were just a normal family, when really they were far from it.  Eva’s outfit in the tomato throwing scene also fit perfectly.  Although throughout the movie she is greasy, thin haired, and quite pale, in the tomato throwing scene she is young, short haired, dressed as a young person would be and just full of life.
                The editing was atrocious in this film.  The plot had no backbone or support for the view to rest upon.  I was in constant free fall not knowing what the heck was going on for the first half of the movie.  In one scene Eva is happy, smiling just because she got her new job and just after she gets slapped by an old lady.  In the beginning of the film the jumble of random scenes does not give us an idea of Eva’s character.  One moment she is young, enjoying life, and in the next she is scrubbing her front porch.
                This movie was a mental challenge to sit through.  You try to grasp what is going on in the current scene, and in the next scene, absolutely nothing occurs that has to do with the previous scene.  The movie does not build upon itself.  It is rather just a gathering of small clips that together are a thin plot with little purpose.  This film is valuable to those who enjoy being mentally challenged while they are trying to watch a movie.  The target audience is definitely adults with cognitive thinking abilities.  The film is great if you love to think and mentally strain yourself in your free time but for all the rest of us this is one of those movies that you may want to pass on.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The good ol memories of English 101

Ah my time in English 101.  Welllllllll it was awesome. Super spectacular.  I hate english with a passion.  I kind of know how to spell and I can get my point across on paper if I need to write it, but all this work just kind of stunk.  I am incredibly biased because off of my sheer hatred of english so I really would not take any of this to heart.  I actually did grow to like English a ton this semester.  No, I am just kidding, I still hate it.  English is a little better than reading though.  I hate reading.  Do you know what is better than English and Reading combined times a billion?  Fishing. Fishing is awesome.  So in my last tournament I had the worst start ever.  I picked up one pole and the lure was all knotted up in the line, so im like shapoobie. So I spend a good five minutes trying to get it undone but the line was taught and the lures hooks kept stabbing me so I gave up and just cut the line.  This is after there is blood all over my hands and pole for being stabbed repeatedly.  So I pick up my next pole.  It has my brand new spinner bait that I just bought from Cabela's.  I go to cast it and the line gets snagged and the line snaps and I lose my brand new fancy butt lure.  So I am livid now.  So I finally get everything tied back on and start fishing and what do i catch throughout the day?  Two bass.  O and the bass are like a foot long... so they do not count.  So I went through all that poop and only caught two nonkeeper fish. I woke up at four in the morning fished til 2 and all i got to show is wounds on my hand and two small sons of nutcrackers.  But you know what?  That day was still five hundred trillion times better than my English 101 experience.  But I do appreciate all the hard work and effort Meg puts into this class.  Although the class sucked and I hated it, I know to respect those who deserve to be respected so good work Meg and thank you. This is not sarcastic for the record, seriously.  And to all my blog readers, this is the last post you will ever read :'( so I made it way too long... youre welcome.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Project 4 Audiences!

For project 4 i am going to write to my mom and my girlfriend.  Lately I have been trying to convince my mom to get a bass fishing boat.  I have a fishing tournament this weekend and I am very excited.  I would be happier if I had my own fishing boat so I could be a boat captain rather than a co angler but oh well.  I am writing to my mom and my girlfriend because it will be easy to write in different styles.  Like to my mom I would write about how fishing is much fun and I could catch fish that she can beer batter and fry and serve for a wonderful dinner and also I wouldnt be a bother if I was out fishing.  To my girlfriend I would write that fishing is awesome and would be really romantic at sunset on a nice calm lake.  There are couple of ponds by her house and I cannot wait to fish them because apparently the ponds have never been fished before and its going to be so exciting.  I also plan on writing to my girlfriend because she has been picking for college but she pretty much has decided on Loyola.  I agree with her decision because Loyola is a wonderful medical school and thats what she wants to do.  Also Loyola is on Lake Michigan which I have never fished before.  It would be awesome to go on lake michigan and fish all the time.  I wonder what kinds of fish are in Lake Michigan.  Im sure theres like the basic fish, but I wonder if they have like a huge american eel or something crazy like that.  I wonder if an eel would even be a good fight though, they would have very little resistance since theyre so aerodynamic so I would be interesting.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

More more fishing and the lion king

So I am pretty sure I have another fishing tournament this weekend and I am uber excited. When I went home for Easter I went to Cabela's, possibly the most wonderful place ever built.  I got lots of fudge with my wonderful girlfriend.  We got like 14 dollars worth of fancy fudge, rootbeer flavor, cookies and cream, grasshopper, and caramel peanut.  Grasshopper is mint chocolate chip so dont freak out thats just what they call it in the fudge business apparently.  So anyway I purchases some fancy hooks, and some rubber tube baits.  The tournament is in springfield and we get to stay in a hotel overnight.  I just hope we get enough boat for the whole team to go.  Since I do not contribute a boat, I am not certainly going.  If I dont end up going I am going to be rather upset.  In fact Ill be pissed.  So I hope I am able to go.  So ya if I come in super sun burnt on tuesday you know I was lucky enough to go.  Maybe Ill go get sunscreen at CVS before this weekend.  I got a hat and sunglasses, but I look like a doof with a hat and sunglasses on.  But whatever I just dont wanna get super sun burnt again.  It does give me more blogging material if i get burnt though.  I can not wait for the summer.  Fishing, listening to Tom Petty and the Lion King soundtrack. I just cant wait.  I really like the Lion King.  It is the best movie ever made.  Number two on the list would have to be the lion king 2 simbas pride.  The third best movie is lion king one and a half.  The best joke in that movie is when timone says et tu pumba after pumba says hes goin after simba.  This is hilarious if you know about caeser and his batrayal.

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Actuarial Science

So my major is actuarial science.  I have been told by a professor that this is the hardest undergraduate degree in the university.  I disagree, I think it is English.  I could not stand writing all those silly papers and what not.  Just not for me.  So I want to be an actuary because i like math but i also like the money.  Making a lot of money will be a blessing and i plan on doing a lot of good things with it, like donating a lot to charities, scholarships, and stuff like that.  But do not get me wrong I am most likely going to buy a nice bass fishing boat.    Most people like the red fiberglass boats and thats usually how all the boats look, but i really like the blue ones.  I will also buy some fishing rods and reals, and a bunch of lures.  I will hopefully be doing a lot fishing when im not working.  Speaking of fishing, I may have two more fishing tournaments coming up and I could not be more excited.  One is in Springfield so were getting a hotel and its gonna be awesome.  I dont really know where the other one is, I wanna say Clinton but im not positive.  When I go home for Easter I will most likely go to Cabelas, the best store ever, and stock up on a bunch of lures.  I will also be doing some fishing over the summer.  I am also taking MAT 280 over the summer online so I hope it wont get in the way of my fishing.  MAT 280 is i think Financial Mathematics and covesr one of the professional actuarial exams that are hard as hell apparently.  I look forward to earning my degree in actuarial science and getting a good job to support a family and give to those who were less fortunate.

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

College Class

So the class that I am in currently that I find most interesting has to be linear algebra, MAT 175.  It is pretty difficult and a lot of work, but we learn some cool stuff.  A couple day ago in linear algebra I was talking to one of my friends.  We talked about why I was so sun burnt.  This was because I was fishing nearly the whole day last Saturday and neglected to wear sunscreen.  No I am peeling all over my face, neck and ears and I do not like it.  I was told that I should have put lotion on my sunburn everyday.  I ignored it and this is what I get.  We talked about this summer too.  I already got my summer job worked out.  I am working at a golf course kind of close to my house where I am part of the grounds crew.  I will be working from five to one everyday so that is going to kind of suck but it will be worth the money.  Working forty hours a week is going to be really nice. My best friend also plans on working there so it will be fun.  I plan on taking a couple fridays and mondays off so that i can go to our lake cabin up in Minnesota.  I love that place.  There is like no big cities so the stars are crystal clear. You can see like every star in the sky.  Sometime were lucky enough to see the northern lights too.  But anyways Linear Algebra is a fun class and definitely keeps me on my toes.  We learn primarily about matrices and stuff like that.  We have to prove like every single thing that we do.  it sounds terrible and it sometimes is, but you get to learn a lot that I will need to know for my future.  today my calc 3 teacher said, I like to use exams as weapons of mass instruction and i could not stop laughing.

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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Researched Topic

So my research project that I am doing now is about discrimination in auto insurance.  I am running into all sorts of problems.  The major problem being that I have a fishing tournament this weekend and really do not want to do the first draft over the weekend.  I have to be at the football stadium at 430 AM on a Saturday morning.  This is really going to suck and be problematic in my researching one way or another.  I will not have a lot of sleep so I will not be able to focus on writing the paper.  But anyways another problem I have had with researching is trying to decide which lures to use in the lake I will be fishing in.  Ill probably just put on a white spinner bait and hope for the best.  Dont get me wrong, in no way will this have an affect on my grade because even if I did not have a fishing tournament this weekend I still would have not done any research til last night and wouldnt start my paper til monday night around 7 anyways.  I have a serious problem with procrastination, but I will talk to you about that later.. (get it? its a pun) Another problem I had with researching was the sheer inclination of just not wanting to do it.  I despise writing academic papers.  at least with the other ones we were like creating stuff and writing about stuff we created and it was unique.  With this poop we have to basically learn about what everyone else thinks just to decide what we think.  I can tell you exactly how I feel about Insurance discrimination in about 20 words with the use of maybe one source.  I don't need 8 sources and over a thousand words to tell you how I what my stance on an argument may be.  But for some people they might need that much so good for them.

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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Plans for Spring Break

Spring break is awesome.  This past week has sucked horribly.  So many tests and quizzes and quests.  I can not wait to finally be home.  You see, I have a wonderful girlfriend back home and I only get to see her like every other weekend.  I hate to complain but it really does suck.  I am so excited to spend an entire week with her.  Our year and a half is also the fifteenth so that is even more exciting.  My plans for spring break are as follows:  First, I arrive home and unpack.  Next I go to pick up my girlfriend and we go out to eat.  Most likely buffalo wild wings, because that place is delicious.  After that we will probably go to the woodfield mall to shop for some stuff.  After that I think we are visiting her grandparents.  So yeah, I am just glad I will get to see her.  So this spring break I am probably going to apply for some summer jobs.  I really do not want to work at the ymca again for the summer camp thing.  It is not terrible, it is just kids can be very infuriating and I have the patience of a person with not a lot of patience.  So I hope I can get a really easy like busy work job, like stocking shelves somewhere or working at like an outdoors place.  But ya spring break should be a ton of fun.  I am so ready to finally get a break from this place.  Some home cooked meals, a nice clean shower, a comfy bed, and a free convenient washer machine.  This week will be great.  Spring break starts friday at like 11 for me.  I am not too sure what time I am going to get home, but spring break is gonna be spectacular.


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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Fishing because I can


So whenever I have to do a free choice blog I chose to do one about fishing because it is very easy to write about fishing.  Fishing is awesome.  The worst part of catching fish is no part.  That is correct, fishing is flawless.  So if I had the choice to do anything I wanted I would choose to fish because it is awesome.  This summer I was fishing and hooked a big, enormously large, well relatively large, well kind of large, fish.  I battled it with all of my might for like 5 minutes and got it to the boat.  I saw it once it got close to the boat and my heart leaped for joy.  It was a big walleye.  You can tell it was a walleye because of it crazy big eye, and it had a white tip on the end of its tail fin.  So I am by myself in the boat trying to get the big fish into the boat.  I grab the net with one hand and hold the pole with the other.  I go to net the fish and the net snaps in half.  So I’m like holy cow what do I do now.  So I roll up my sleeve and grab the bottom of the net and lean over the side of the boat and net the fish. It was pretty awesome.  It turns out it was like 7 pounds.  This is not like huge for a walleye in the state of Minnesota, but it is still pretty dang big.  The warm weather outside is really making me think about fishing.  I would go fishing right now if I could.  I do not care what I am fishing for.  That’s like 283 words so I’m gonna ramble about fishing for a little bit longer.  I think fishing is awesome and I can’t wait to go fishing again.
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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Describing my writing process

When I start writing the first thing I do is wait til the last second before whatever I am writing is due.  I usually think of anyway I could get out of writing and if it is truly necessary.  Next when I realize i have to write, I look at the criteria sheet for the grading and just do everything they ask for plus a little extra.  I hate writing with no purpose, or just to have "fun".  Writing can be done anywhere you would like to write.  It is so boring and not any amount of fun, so I would choose to write when my life depends on it and that is it. So writing in a dorm room is probably where I like to write.  I have to write here because most of my classes require some sort of written work, so in the dorm room works best.  I like to listen to music while I write.  Listening to music can usually pass time a little quicker.  If I were forced to write I would probably choose to do it while I was fishing.  That way I could cast, reel in, write a word, and cast again.  This would be the best way to write because the fact that I am fishing would make up for the despair that overwhelms me when I write.  Writing in a boat would be kind of difficult though.  The waves would cause the boat to rock causing the pen notebook/paper to sway and making writing more of a pain than it already is.  Some may argue or just bring your lab top to write on.  My response would be, who would be crazy enough to bring their expensive lab top out to a middle of a lake, where you are casting a fishing pole and bringing in slimy fish that most likely will come in contact with you hands or the lab top.  Typing with slimy fish hands is not ideal.

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Thursday, February 16, 2012

More Fishing

So fishing is really fun.  I like to fish a lot. In a boat, on a lake, on a dock, by a pond, sometimes even a river, are the places I enjoy fishing.  Where I usually fish up in Minnesota, there are many species of  fish.  There are walleye, large mouth bass, yellow perch, blue gills, pumpkin seeds, sunfish, dog fish, northern pike, and small mouth bass.  So I am joining the bass fishing team here and I am super excited.  I like fishing.  When I go fishing, I like to go fishing for extended periods of time.  I usually bring my ipod, blast the volume, listen to some Tom Petty or some Fray and just relax and  fish.  So Gavin Degraw is coming here pretty soon.  I got my ticket with a couple of friends.  So he only has like one good song that I know but it should still be pretty good.  We are in the like 20th row so that is not too bad, but still pretty far back.  So ya fishing is really fun and I enjoy fishing a lot.  I have a ton of different lures and baits I like to use when I fish depending on what kind of fish I am fishing for.  Some people say fishing is really boring, from now on I will look them in the eye and say try blogging, it is five hundred billion times worse.  I would rather go fishing for an entire day and not catch anything, then blog on a regular basis.  I wish there was a fishing class here that involved no blogging whatsoever.  That would be awesome.  To whoever reads this I apologize, fishing is awesome and blogging is possibly the most boring thing I have ever done, and i have done a lot of boring things.  If I am bored writing this I can only imagine how bored you are reading it.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Commercial

Some commercials I have seen recently have been quite humorous.  I was on a bus back from visiting my girlfriend when the superbowl was on so I missed everyone of those commercials and the entire game.  Yesterday I spent like an hour watching all the commercials I missed as well as 2 hours of sportscenter trying to see highlights i missed during the game.  The one that was most memorable to me was the m&m commercial.  The commercial consisted of a girl brown m&m talking to her girl pals when these two guys start snickering at her.  They think that she is naked because on the inside of an m&m shell in the milk chocolate which is also brown.  So the girl m&m gets offended and what not, and says only a fool would think i would show my milk chocolate or whatever.  So then the red m&m walks in, spots the brown m&m and is like woah ok it is that kind of party and rips off his m&m shell like clothes and starts dancing to I think an lmfao song, not too sure though, I seriously hate that band, as well as whoever sang tonight, tonight.  But ya that m&m commercial really made me laugh.  If you look closely the girl is holding a glass of water in her hands.  Do you know what lives in water?  Fish live in water.  I love fishing and can not wait for spring to come and the lakes to unfreeze so i can go fishing all the time.  But ya that m&m commercial was pretty much the best one i can remember.  the dorito's ones continue to make me giggle but can not bring out a full laugh.  The go daddy.com ones are just plain stupid.  Danika patrick is making nascar look like less of a sport than it already is.  She acts like a complete bimbo and makes it look like anyone can drive a car around in a big circle.

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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Fishing

So I really like fishing. Fishing really helps blow off steam when you angry and is just relaxing.  This summer I caught a lot of fish.  I caught this 7 pound walleye.  I caught it on a one and half inch lure and I was by myself so I had to net it by myself.  So I went to net it and my net broke in half where the actual net part connects to the handle. So I grabbed the main part of the net and pulled up my sleeve and just stuck my arm in the water to net it. I was excited.  The Bulls played the 76ers tonight and got their butts kicked.  Deng is still hurt and not playing but the loss was pretty bad.  The super bowl is this weekend.  I'm picking the patriots but i really do not care who wins it.  I sure hope peyton manning comes back.  I am not going to happy if he retires.  He has always been fun to watch and the sport would suffer if he does retire.  I'm a vikings fan and the vikings are not one of the teams he would be projected to be traded to so that kinda stinks but still exciting. I found a new song today thats pretty sweet.  Its called vanilla twilight by owl city. i know its old as heck and you could argue the point that their only good song was fireflies but i actually like this one too.  It has been pretty nice out recently. i hope the weather continues to stay nice. i hope spring comes soon so i can go fishing.  Baseball season starts in spring though.  And baseball being less exciting than soccer really does not appeal to me.  If you thought guy jogging around for like 2 hours was bad, imagine watching a bunch of steroid using cheaters sitting in a dugout for a half the game or standing still on the field with their only excitement happening maybe once every 10 pitches that take forever to deliver because the flow of the game is so slow. Oh and do not forget the unnecessary stops in the game so the player can have tea time on the pitchers mound. I strongly dislike watching baseball on tv. Going to an actual stadium is fun though.

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Book Review


So this is about my favorite book as a child. I really did not like reading then nor do I now but if  i would have to choose captain underpants.  I "read" like the first five of those books.  The book had ridiculously large font, lots of pictures, and lets face it, we all just skipped straight to the flip o ramas with no regard for the story.  The cover of my favorite one had toilets on it. Like evil toilets with teeth.  This was probably my favorite book because it was entertaining and really involve like no reading.  I think the illustrator chose this kind of cover because it was dynamic and the title really comes out at you..  I remember doing this book for a book report.  It was awesome. I do not know what happened to these books. Last I remember was like the fifth one, but I guess there is like a total of eight.  These books had some small impact on most of all childhoods. They were always something to look for at the school book fair, or an easy way out of book reports in the fourth grade, these books will always live in my memory forever as the first "novel" I ever read. So ya.... 90 more words..... Captain Underpants and the attack of the talking toilets was pretty sweet.  The illustrator did a pretty awesome job on the cover. These covers are very recognizable.  That giant toilet is drawn pretty well also. I like the drawing style. Like its almost looks comic book. I have never read or seen a comic book so I really would not know. It looks like news paper cartoons. I think the author drew like this to appeal to kids. Including the toilets also appeals to kids. Kids find this stuff hysterical. Heck I find it a little humorous.  The illustrator did an awesome job on the cover and it is pretty awesome.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

introduction

Introduction



   My name is Jake. I really despise blogging. I went to a private grade school and a private high school.  I grew up with great neighbors who still are my best friends to this day. Once we went off to college all three of us went our separate ways. I like to fish a lot. I like fishing for multiple species of fish.  I am a fan of fishing for large mouth bass. I am also a fan of fishing for walleye.  Sometimes I enjoy fishing for northern pike.  Pan fishing really is not my thing.  Fishing for small fish is sometimes enjoyable, but usually not to me.  My favorite lure to use is called a hula popper.  A hula popper is a floating lure that sits on top of the water.  You flick your pole and this make the lure pop in a sense on the surface of the water. The fish, typically large mouth bass, shoot out of the water in a terrific, and sometimes startling, acrobatic snatch of the lure.  One time I caught an enormous large mouth bass hula popping. It was two feet long and weighed about seven pounds.  In the state of Minnesota that is a relatively large, large mouth bass.  We took it to a taxidermist and got him mounted. He now hangs over the mantle of my fireplace. I am not a reader, or a writer. I do not like to do either of them. I am relatively strong in mathematics and would rather watch a movie of a book, then actually read the book.  Reading has never been my thing. I was always good at memorizing facts so I would skim text books and just memorize the facts I needed to know.  Blogging in my opinion is a total waste of time.  I do not care if people know who I am or what I do.  I think people should be more concerned about their lives rather than reading about other peoples.

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